The Palin Wrestling Federation is proud to announce the Battle of the Century!! Which Palin will be victorious??? The fans are restless! Bookies are busy! Pay-Per-View sales are off the charts!! You demanded the match to end all matches, and WE HEARD YOU!!! Mark your calendars! Tomorrow is the big day (hope hope hope thinks the producer)! Will Foxy O’News live to pund another day? Will Hot Toddy freeze at the terrifying sight of Tawdry Zomboni? These questions and more will be answered at the big match. Here is a glimpse of what is in store for you.
The announcer riles up the crowd for the first round.
The crowd waits for the first round.
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“We want blood! We want blood!” The crowd goes wild as the first contestants are announced.
Stay tuned for exciting, never-before-seen wrestling!! To the death!!
The popcorn is made and I have a ringside seat.
It’s a massacre. My hands are covered with blood. The bodies are piling up. One more round to shoot and then it’s off to the editing room.
Fair warning. The final product is not for the faint of heart. I don’t call my episodes Plastic Mayhem for nothing. There will be blood.
Did I mention that I am of somewhat faint heart? You’re saying it may require loin girding? lol
Yeah, you might need a margarita.