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America's trainwreck
America’s Trainwreck
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Barbie is a registered trademark of Mattel, Inc. and is protected by the copyright laws of the United States and elsewhere. The contents of this website represent the view of the blogger, who is in no way affiliated with Mattel, Inc. This website and the artistic parody herein is neither sponsored nor authorized by Mattel, Inc. Ditto for Bratz and any other name-brand dolls I use on this site.My Other Disclaimer:
The creator and cast of PlasticLand do not advocate real violence against living things. The content is fantasy, not rhetoric, propaganda, or fact. I choose to take my real life annoyance out on plastic dolls, using other plastic dolls. Quite satisfying, actually.Meet Mr. Spudnut
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- For Shannon
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- Perils: Behind the Scenes: Updated
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- PWF
- BarbieQ break
- My latest Scarah and Tawd: Updated
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- Those Wacky Palinizers at Fox
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- Fee Speech
- Mmm…Donuts!
- My Spudnut moment
- Please stand by…
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- The ballad of Todd and Sarah
- Poll-Slide
- Thank you, Keith
- Doll pile
- Critical Tawd deficit: updated
- The perils of doll altering: Updated
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- My new Bristle will debut soon
- If they only had some brains
- BristleDance
- Sarah Palin’s Alaska
- Barbies go camping at Medicine Lake
- Quitter Queen Roguey Book Tour, also, too
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- Plastic Mayhem
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This was just lovely! See you at the ‘flats.