Between Burning Man prep and Shannon’s unexpected death throwing me off-stride, I’m now behind on my posting schedule. However, that is not to say that I haven’t been working on ideas. There are several things in the works. I’m listing a few of the more well-formed ideas for which I have props and a general storyline. Those include:
Jessica Beehive’s reality show
Sarah’s turkey pardoning
The Fisherman and his Wife, a Grimm’s fairy tale as told by one of my fans
Another leg of Sarah’s bus tour
The Pella BBQ
Other ideas I’m kicking around include recreating the hilarious cover on Levi Johnston’s upcoming book, Sarah’s reaction to Joe’s upcoming book, another segment of Bristle’s “reality” show, a smackdown between Sarah, Michele, and Rick, and Sarah’s hot-air balloon event.
Hopefully, September will be a productive month, with many of these ideas coming to fruition. Thanks for your patience.
There will also be a big PlasticLand post about my barbies’ adventures at Burning Man.
Does Sarah Palin’s hair catch on fire at Burning Man?
Sarah is not going to Burning Man. I don’t want her energy there. This is a vacation for my hard working barbies. No asshats allowed.
Burning Man sounds like a crazy blast – perfect for clearing out cobwebs and thinking up fun and weird stuff to do!
Sarah is giving you so much material that you will never be able to catch your breath – taking a whacky vacation sounds like a grand idea. Have fun for us, too (while we wait, having withdrawals, checking every day, but don’t feel bad or anything, no don’t feel bad…)
And a good place to try my Lilliputian idea if I can round up a few little props.
Believe me, I won’t feel bad. And the barbies have worked hard all year, so they will be enjoying the whacky vacation too. Except when I put them to work. Little voices: “You said this was a vacation!” Me: “No, I said this was a working vacation. Now stand over there and hold up your arms.”
Obviously, I’m starting to get my sense of humor back. When you have already had the worst thing ever happen to you, your resilience in the face of bad news increases.
The list is dizzying, I tell you! Isn’t there a Rolling Blunder in there somewhere, also – therefore, another post progressing about that? And jury duty? Wouldn’t Jury Duty be a kick butt post! A telephone, a Sarah doll, and well, nothing else. Never mind.
I sure hope Paul Revere shows up again – he’s one of my faves.
There are so many ideas I have a hard time remembering them. Maybe I need a spreadsheet. And Paul is the only character going to Burning Man. I have become quite fond of him.
Paul Revere goes to Burning Man, hooray! It’s a sure way to find out how far Sarah’s folly reached, I mean that particular one. It’s a sure way for Paul to have some fun, too.
Don’t lose him in the Barbie Death Camp! Sure glad I’m not going to see it – I would be trying to rescue those Barbies just like I do everywhere else. And then all of their hair would need to be washed.
http://clarityinthedefaultworld.blogspot.com/2009/09/friday-part-2-barbie-death-camp-joe.html
“Barbie Death Camp is something everyone should see. Every year Hundreds of Barbies are set up into a concentration camp type march into a full sized oven, and otherwise sacrificed at Barbie Death Camp…Barbie Death Camp is also a wine bistro, and always has shade and comfortable couches.”
Made me laugh!
Actually, come to think of it – Jury Duty could be riveting…
Sarah with a telephone, one ringie dingie…a clerical type Barbie picks up and says “Not this week, suckah!” Then Sarah runs to catch her bus, but they had to paint a letter in front of “One Nation” while lawsuits were pending (evil lawyers could be lurking in the bushes) and so now it looks silly since “Bone Nation” and a flag don’t go together.
She throws some canned goods at the bus and stomps off. The End.
Made me laugh again!