My purchasing department has been bankrupting herself because she can’t resist an opportunity to supply me with props (born to shop). I have finally insisted that we put a donate button on the site to help cover prop costs. The donate button is for her. If you feel like tossing a few bucks into the pot to pay her back for all of those crazy props, please do so. No obligation. The prop train will never stop. I am resigned to that. My posts would have even more cardboard and masking tape if it weren’t for the imagination, shopping fervor, and eBay savvy of my purchasing department. My husband keeps threatening to send her his wish list if I keep getting little packages in the mail.
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Ahem…about those props…you’ve been teasing us with that little flying monkey staring at a bumpit. And then there are those Trolls – I can only guess that they flew the bridge for awhile since they’ve been all over the Internet injecting their troll thought bubbles into any post about Sarah!
My burning question is: do the trolls and the flying monkeys coexist peacefully, or do the trolls eat those cute little flying monkeys? I’m getting worried here – maybe the monkeys chewed on the Trolls like the little chihuahua that chased out the burglars
http://www.cbs12.com/video/v/1065787481001/wpec-localnews
I know the flying monkeys are mean and stupid, but they are so cute I want to pet one! I don’t have an extra hand so I think I’ll hold off as long as I can.
But also therefore the Trolls are kinda cute, too. Weird hair like Sarah, glassy-eyed like Sarah, dressing cutesy like Sarah. They kind of look like you could pet them, too – not like Sarah.