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This is brilliant!! But I have to ask, where on earth did you manage to find a miniature flying monkey (because I seriously need one!).
I have an incredible Purchasing Department. Perhaps she will chime in and tell us where the flying monkeys came from.
Here’s the link – it wasn’t Amazon after all. Short term memory is completely overrated…
http://www.everythingmonkeys.com/item.php?item_id=217
What’s that tinny squeaking sound? The world’s smallest Victrola, playing “My Heart Cries for You,” $carah.
lol. I thought it was the bad wheel on her shopping cart.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! The best ever!
Oh my goodness can baby Trig breathe? I think he’s under the black boot? lol
Priceless!
Hilariously brilliant!
Surely, some compassionate folks will toss a few coins her way when she breaks out some fancy flute playing. My eyes aren’t good enough to pick up on all the details. I’m imagining the Sunday comics have one of the Doonesbury strips with the Sarah doll.
Spit, choke, snort, laugh, fall off chair! Your humor is going to be the death of me someday when I seriously hurt myself or choke on something.
The little flying monkeys are one of the few things I found outside of Ebay. I’ve been after a particular flying monkey who is awesome but he’s going for so much on Ebay that after about three months of hoping that people would stop outbidding me, I finally settled on some little guys for the interim on Amazon. I’ll send Melissa the link. I still want the other guy so if anyone feels like throwing a couple / few bucks in the donation bucket, I’ll keep trying when he shows back up.
I am still finding new things in that basket each time I look at it! All remnants of her former gory.
I’m not much of a LOL-er, but this did make me laugh ! I love her slippers and the fraying at the bottom of her jeans, along with the shopping cart ! I thought I saw the spines of her best sellers in the cart, too. Never know when you might need TP. Her hands barely peeking out of her sweater sleeves is a very nice touch also, too ! Great job.
Brava! I love the photo of the books and the purple weird vest she would wear.
I figured the assortment would keep you guys busy for a while. That’s why I included extra pictures. The shopping cart contains a few generic fillers plus the little gems. Have fun.
Safeway is selling her book (in Alaska) at 25 percent off. It is featured with all the Alaska tourist books and is the only one on sale. I wonder how it is doing on the ferries … will ask!
I don’t think they are selling it on the ferries. I just came down…actually had to make a couple of trips, and I didn’t see the awful face on any book covers.
Burst out laughing when I came to the last picture. Hilarious!
That cart is too small for all of Sarah’s mementos, so it looks like I’ll need a second round.
Also, Gryphen and Syrin were nice enough to add me to their blogrolls, so I’m expecting a little more troll traffic. Not that you guys will see any of them, except on exhibition days.
Wow, you really outdid yourself here! Brilliant! You definitely have a future in the Palin Mocking Barbie business or Barbie Mocking Palin business. Seriously, this is hilarious!
Brilliant!
One can only hope….
We don’t even have to hope for the future – we can laugh our butts off right now! The Barbies often reflect our collective thoughts…
Hahah! The medal she “won” (read: stole) from the half-marathon!!!
Okay, this is just too wonderful!
I Spy…
The famous visor which she blackened McCain’s name
Mini-copies of Going Rogue and America by Heart
A water-bra or a beauty pageant sash hanging from the side of her cart
The bedazzled cross belt
A flute
A BlackBerry
A ratty-tatty wig
Flying monkeys falling off the cart and being left behind
But, I can’t stop laughing at the wool blue hat and scarf…HAHAHAHAHA (puff, puff, inhaler) HAHAHAHAHAHA!
funny, but also sad.
Since PlasticLand can seem so real by mirroring our thoughts, it’s also a way to envision the fallout from such thoughts. It’s OK to be sad.