As this blog reaches a wider audience, it is inevitable that the riff-raff start climbing out from under their rocks. Alas for them, we only have one purpose for trolls. Poking, of course! This grubby little denizen of DickwadLand is quite appalled and offended at PlasticLand. Poor thing. I’d hate to think what might happen if he watched Robot Chicken or had a look at Mariel Clayton’s work. Very fragile, these troll psyches. He goes by the misnomer of “recovering liberal,” but I suspect that’s just his gimmick. Anyhoo, here he is. A troll is a troll. Our little community has no room for these humorless souls. Oh, and don’t forget to notice that he credits PDS to jealousy, which shows his lack of creativity and his lack of reality-based thinking.
You have won the award, hands down, as the most mad, bizarre psychotic site on the whole internet. The roots of PDS were explicable, I thought based on jealousy and frustration but you have taken it to a lower level worthy of Dante.
Jesus tap-dancing Christ. This is some of the sickest stuff I have seen in some time.This blogger lives in bizzaro-land.
Real trolls aren’t nearly as cute as our PlasticLand trolls, but PerilsCat will ride herd on them nonetheless.
New to the site and love your work and sense of humor. Looking forward to your newest take on the dysfunctional Palins.
The trolls are far too cute, to represent internet trolls.
I would never mess with PerilsCat!
All Palin trolls suffer from PDS, they are quick to point the finger and accuse anyone who speaks negatively of Sarah Palin but in reality, they are the ones guilty of having a totally warped view of all things Palin. They ignore the fact that she blatantly lies about the existence of “death panels” and instead praise her for being one of the first leaders to speak out against Obamacare. That’s totally warped!! They ignore every factual piece of evidence about the Palin family and chose to believe some fictional tale created by Sarah Palin and her PR team. These trolls are not tethered to reality, like all Palinbots, they are the ones who truly suffer from Palin Derangement Syndrome but they are quick to point the finger at everyone else hoping that because they called out PDS first, they couldn’t possibly be the one guilty of suffering from the affliction. Alas that is not the case. Please, if you can’t see that this is simply a humorous blog to generate a few laughs then your really are a nutcase! You should really be embarrassed! Keep up the good work here at The Perils of Palins, your creativity should be commended!
I think your troll inadvertently compared you to Dante and your usual subject to a hellish character. ‘Sickest’ means the ‘best ever’ and ‘bizarro’ is clearly a compliment.
Quite divine!
PerilsCat is also divine!
I really hate to state the obvious…ahem…conservative trolls have zero humor. They don’t understand it, they don’t live it, they don’t think it. In my own infinite wisdom, I’m sure that’s a main reason they are so grumpy and selfish. What would I be like without humor and imagination? Yep – suicidal I’m sure.
Funny thing is – Humorless Troll went to an array of posts, including comments. And then wrote his own blog post about it. I’d say he was pretty fascinated whether he’s troll enough to admit it or not!
It’s like this:
Bumper sticker reads
“Earth First! We’ll log the rest later.”
When I first heard that I almost fell off my chair laughing. It’s not my political view, but it’s funny anyway. Humorless Troll likely gets all of his daily “humor” from Rushie.
As a geologist, the version I heard was “Earth First! We’ll mine the other planets later.”
PerilsCat has one fine face! Lovely, Lovely, Lovely.
Trolls are sure lucky to have that cat as a warden – I would not have been so nice.
I’ve always had many laughs here in plastic land. One of my favorites was your prophetic one about Bristol’s reality TV show with the Kyle brothers. It came true and it will never be aired due to her vapid wooden nothingness personality.
It is quite a compliment that the palin cult trolls are visiting! You know you’ve made it when her flying monkeys come after you.
I would like to see a “wish list” here. I know that people send you props & stuff for your photography-logs. I just love them and when your cat sneaks in especially. What do you need want for props? Make us a wish list and we will send! I have stuff but I don’t know if you want it or not. Wish List!
Love ya!
I will attempt a wish list. I have so much stuff now that it is usually something small that I realize I don’t have, just when it would be handy. The problem with making a public wish list is that it will send my Purchasing Department into high gear. She can’t see a list without wanting to get everything on it.
Another great way to help is to send a couple bucks to the donation button. I’m almost afraid to talk to the Perilous One these days because I will most certainly hear that either the Barbies might end up occupying the yard, or the family, very soon as every nook and cranny fills up with toys and toy paraphernalia.
Does this make me close my browser with Ebay on three tabs? It should, but then Palin or some nut job comes along (boy could we have fun with some of these!) and does something else stupid or funny and there I go again. I might really be in trouble soon…I can’t say why. Today I’m going to see if there are Barbie sized pitchforks. I doubt it, but you never know!
Barbies & Kens with articulated joints are an awesome find if the joints are tight enough to pose. 2nd hand stores & garage sales are great rescue sites. I have rescued around 30 Barbies from Salvation Army. I haven’t gotten in a fight with a kid trying to take my Barbie…yet.
Love the expression on Perils Cat.
Congratulations! You have made it to the big time in Troll-universe. You have a great site, a great imagination and a subject that will continue to give you much material for a very long time. Keep on keeping on and we will be loving every minute of it.
You keep making fave characters. Something about them…like Anonymous. I now love Anonymous.
Also, too & therefore – guess who will be back for the Turkey Pardon post? Yes, Mr. Humorless Troll. He was utterly taken with the idea of toy turkeys getting their heads chopped off and making fake blood spatter everywhere. I almost saw a tiny awakening of his imagination, or maybe I was mistaken. Either way, he’ll be reading that post!
I’ve seen recovering liberal on several conservative sights always talking about Palin. I’m so glad you have managed to annoy him, good work. Is there anyway to donate a few bucks if a person doesn’t have a paypal account? Have a great day fellow anti-palinistas.
I’m pretty clueless about the paypall button. I know you can use a credit card, but I am unsure about whether you actually have to have a paypal account. I THINK maybe not, but I’m hoping the Purchasing Department might know since she uses Paypal a lot. All of the donation money goes to her anyway since the Purchasing Department never sleeps.
Larry – what a guy, thanks! Here at Perils, you can see your dollar at work with no administration or employee expenditures! We don’t take PAC money, either (maybe because none has been offered?)
Yes, you can use PayPal with any credit card. When you push the PayPal button, you enter the amount you want and push the “Update Total” button. Then on the left side of the screen you will see
“Don’t have a PayPal account?
Use your credit card or bank account (where available). Continue”
When you push “Continue” you go to a screen where you can enter a credit card (left side of screen) or log in with a PayPal account (right side of screen). You rock, thanks!
I just found the site and I find it delightful. Looking forward for a Palin Thanksgiving and hope they are doing something for Christmas. Thanks for everything people, I love being around like minded people. A lot of people take Palin so seriously and I love to see them getting poked a little. You guys rock!
Larry – Sarah was my gov (for a while anyway). I lived it, suffered it, opposed it! I have heard so many other Alaskans’ stories and opinions that it just became impossible not to laugh at her. Comedy is comedy, whether it is black or gold.
I can relate to that as I live in Michelle Bachmans district. I’ve seen her in person a couple of times and she is even scarier in real life. I plan on doing everything I can to see that she is defeated next election, I find it embarassing for her to repersent me. Is Palin what she appears on television, I’ve always wondered if she is really that simple or is a shrewd businesswoman who makes a lot of money of gullible conservatives.
Funny thing is, she is that simple. She can blather on and on, and you wonder what the hell she said. She did that all the time – and why people let it go is beyond me. She’s also obviously not knowledgeable about details in any sort of policy meeting that bored her (most of them). She was sicky sweet with staff, telling them how great they were – and she did it because that kept them doing HER job without even realizing it. They thought it was some great honor, when in fact it was because Sarah couldn’t, or wouldn’t have performed any of it herself.
The sicky sweet comes first – to draw you in. The breathless giggle and compliments. As soon as she gets what she wants, doesn’t need you anymore, or deems some imagined affront, the venom & attacks are soon to follow. Or she will just flat pretend you never existed.
First time I heard her speak to the Outdoor Council I almost had to crawl under the table because I was first stunned, then had a fit of the giggles when I looked at hubby and said “Is it just me, or did she just speel out the longest, breathiest speech of gibberish I’ve ever heard?” We both couldn’t stop laughing – part of the problem was that we were trying not to distract the rest of the table and hold it in. That always makes it worse!
When I could finally look around the room at the other people without spitting out my wine, it almost set me off again to see their faces. People were clapping (she was finishing up) but they had the weirdest looks on their faces (all of them were like WTF?) but they were too polite to decide on the spot she was an idiot like I did. People wanted the Governor’s ear, so they downplayed her cluelessness. I didn’t need her, so I saw through it immediately as did many Alaskans I have talked to.
She has a knack for knowing how to ignite emotion in people, and to quickly find their weaknesses. Coupled with her attractiveness, she has survived and flourished for years by doing so. That’s the part people mistake in her for being smart. She’s cunning, ambitious, selfish, manipulative and aggressive – but she’s not intelligent. Why do you think she has such a chip on her shoulder about the “elite” and people who make fun of her when she butchers the English language (including the completely fake accent which comes and goes), geography, important people’s names, historical and global events?
Just my take – I speak for no one else (except hubby which is allowed).
I sort of figured that was the case. My dirty little habit is ocassionally visiting conservatives4palin and lurk, those people think that god has sent her to them to solve all of the worlds problems. At times I almost feel sorry for them but when I see how totally disrespectful they are of the president I get over it. I always thought Bush Jr. was a fool but never thought he was intentionally trying to run the country into the ground.
You can disagree with Obama on a lot of things but he is the president and I feel you should at least respect the office. From what I
hear Palin met some Republican bigwigs on an Alaskan cruise and that is how she got picked by McCain. I actually had respect for McCain as a war hero and while a lifelong Democrat I wasn’t sure who I was going to vote for until he picked Palin, or as I am sure was the case the powers that be picked Palin. The first time I heard her speak I basically said to myself OMG! Right then I decided I would vote for Obama.
We’ve heard so many stories about how she was drafted, typical of Sarah Palin. The least believable would be any stories out her own mouth since she’s reflexive liar.
I just can’t go to pro Palin sites – they don’t know her at all and they just sound so pathetic and clingy. The thing is – as brainwashed as they all are – if it weren’t Palin, they would be raising some other nut job on a pedestal for worship because they just don’t get it. They don’t get their country, they don’t get politics, they don’t get society. And they are utterly desperate for someone to take out all the imaginary monsters under their beds. They are addicted to a false idol who would sweep them under a rug (or worse) the minute she doesn’t need them.
The thing I notice about Palinistas is that they are always so angry. From what I’ve been noticing a lot of them haven’t been a success and are in financial trouble and they need a bogeyman, Obama and the Democrats. I’ve taken a few college level psycholgy classes and I look at them from that perspective. I find their group think fasinating but also sort of sad. I’m sure you are right, if it wasn’t Palin they worship it would be someone else.They have Palins mindset, if anyone said anything slightly negative about their beloved Palin that person is the enemy forever.
Those of us with Alaska connections tend to feel a combination of responsibility and horror when it comes to Sarah. Luckily, I was no longer a resident of Alaska when she was picked for McCain’s running mate, and I actually thought that Murkowski was still governor. My sister has been apologizing the last couple of years now for not warning the world. We can’t just blame Sarah on Alaskans though. The lower 48 fell for her “transparent reformer” gimmick too. Humor and vigilance are our only weapons against the sheer crazy meanness that is Sarah. Onward PlasticLand!
Onward and upward to plastic land. Some of the scenes have made me laugh so hard I couldn’t hold it in, thanks for that guys. Look forward to what is to come and being a part of your little community. Back to Thursday night football, good night everyone out there in plastic land.
BTW, thanks for a view on Palin from someone who knows her real story more than I did. Your views sort of confirm what I have always suspected about her, it is good to understand what she is really all about. Thank god she didn’t run for president, I can’t believe there were enough uninformed people to elect her but you never know. I always said if Palin was elected president I was moving to Canada. Good nite once more.
I now concur with hubby after these last few years – finally – I want her to try to run. I know she won’t, never thought she would, but if she did we’d be done with her nasty BS once and for all. It would be a horrific process, but we’re a lot tougher than we think and the outcome for her would be a disaster of epic proportions.
Both you and your hubby are wise people. Palin running for president probably would of been like watching a slow motion train wreck. If she has somebody writing the words she can make a fairly good canned speech, when she has to think on her feet she is a disaster.
“Thinking on one’s feet” does not apply to Sarah! She’s actually sorting through all of the lies while making up new ones in order to prepare a word salad fit for the occasion. Palin doesn’t think or reason much, but she’s a pro at what my family calls MSU (make shit up) and PFA (pluck from air).
I forgot about MSU. I’ve got to start using that again. And I never heard PFA. Gonna use that one too. We really need to spend a holiday together so you guys can update me on family lingo.
Yes, we need to do that!
I agree with Colleen and Olivia. You have made it in blogging land when the trolls are coming out from under their bridges with their feeble attacks. I love what you do. We need all the laughs we can get these days.
When you make people who detest Palin laugh and annoy her cult members I would call that a win win!
Love your site. I’ve been a long time fan. Admire your creativity and your skills at excoriating all things Palin. Anyway, I recognized this guys name “recovering liberal”. I think this is his site. I argued with him awhile back, but got bored.
http://recovering-liberal.blogspot.com/
I just visited recovering liberal and left a couple of comments on the Perils of Palin thread, will be interesting to see if I get a reply. Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
I have a personal policy about not going to these places. Since I don’t allow trolls on my site, I don’t feel like I should go and post negative comments at a blog that I have nothing in common with. There is already enough negativity in the world. I don’t go in search of it.
So you won’t be supporting a Gingrich/Palin ticket? Oh my goodness, the possibilities for camera work…he has already shown that he is strongly attracted to plastic (his mistress turned wife looks strangely as though her face will crack if she smiles) and think what a greasy mess he would make once he’s thrown under the bus…! Better start looking for a very chubby Ken!
Well, if I end up with a doll that looks like a cross between the Pillsbury Dough Boy and a toad, then I might have to do something with it.