Sarah: Stop stop! I’m the bear! I’m the bear! You can’t eat me! Help!
Rill Bear 1: You don’t smell like a bear.
Rill Bear 2: You don’t look like a bear.
Rill Bear 1: Lady, I’m a bear, my buddy here is a bear. My Aunt Margaret is a bear. You….not a bear.
Sarah: But…but….I’m STRONGER than a bear! I have a still spine!
Rill Bear 2: Lady, these bear teeth of mine were made just for snapping still spines.
Sarah: But…but….I’m a commonsense conservative, just like you!
Sarah: You have too much commonsense to eat me!
Rill Bear 1: Lady, if you had any common sense, you would have stopped running around pretending you are a bear a long time ago.
Rill Bear 2: We bears don’t appreciate scrawny wannabees moving in on our territory.
Sarah: Who are you calling scrawny! I have tight abs, dang it! Help help!
Sarah: Maybe you don’t even exist! How do I know there ARE bears in the woods?
Rill Bear 1: Lady, you want to touch my fangs before I eat you? And we aren’t in the woods, we are in your yard.
Sarah: Tawd! Tawd! Help! Aaaaccckkkk!
Todd, from the driveway: Sorry Juicy, I’m heading out to film my reality show. Ask Piper. Oh, never mind, she’s in LA babysitting. Good luck! Gotta run!
Rill Bear 1: Snack time!
Rill Bear 1: There wasn’t anything juicy about that bite. Ugh. Left a bad taste in my mouth. And gristle in my teeth. Must be those abs. You got any beer to wash this shit down?
Rill Bear 2: Dude. You don’t share the crappy snack but you want some of my beer?
Ahhh….. so cute. BumpitLocks and the 2 Bears, with a similar not so happy ending for the ‘Once upon a time’ girl. Nice job !
lol at BumpitLocks and the 2 Bears.
Come on bear, bite her head off!
Oh I know he bit her head off but I missed the gore that usually accompanies head severings.
I’m out of fake blood.
The turkey pardon used up all of my blood and gore. Time to restock. There is much mayhem to be had.
LOL. It’s certainly a bad ending for Bumpit, and I pity the bear, but, all in all, a very satisfying conclusion.
That’s what having gutteral instincts will do for you – get you eaten by one who has even bigger gutteral instincts. Crunch Crunch, it’s a Wrap Wrap!
POP: Wow – that was the best Xmas Show ever!
A reverse Nativity scene.
With any luck, this was just a dress rehearsal for the rill thing, if Newt Ginger-itch doesn’t eat her first. As his next wife. .
LOL as usual!
hee hee heee!
that doll looks so life-like! how’d you do that?
It’s the close-up. It changes your perspective of the doll.
Great work! So enjoyable in a gruesome kind of way. Brava!
Excellent!!!