Newt

Posted on January 22, 2012 | 13 Comments

It is very stormy at my house, so I’ve been entertaining myself while waiting for football to start. Meet my new Newt.

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13 Responses to Newt

  1. Just_a_Mote | January 22, 2012 at 11:28 am | Reply

    Stay Puft is a perfect analogy. I would love to see your take on Callista. It is easy to imagine her as a Barn Owl living inside a silver pumpkin.

  2. nhrtuvdxi | January 22, 2012 at 11:34 am | Reply

    Love it! You’ve brightened my day.
    Thanks.

  3. Larry | January 22, 2012 at 12:28 pm | Reply

    That was a good one. Callista reminds me of a stepford wife with that helmet hair and that spaced out look in her eyes when she looks at Newt. God help us all if that arrogant SOB is elected president

  4. Lynne | January 22, 2012 at 1:08 pm | Reply

    Callista looks like the wicked stepmother in every nightmare fairy tale ever written. And Newt…you captured him perfectly, except I think he needs a little more overall poundage. Nice to see new faces though…so much ammunition so little time.

    Love you!

  5. Bretta | January 22, 2012 at 4:03 pm | Reply

    Every time I see Callista’s face, all I can think of is Newt’s tail hanging out that smug smirk of her face.

    A twitching salamander tail… carnelian lips and vermillion lizard skin slipping out the side of her mouth like drool. Or Santorum.

  6. Fan Of Balto | January 22, 2012 at 5:48 pm | Reply

    Give Newt the boot!
    He’s not a hoot – don’t vote for Newt!
    Callista is cute, when compared to the Newt!

  7. nswfm | January 22, 2012 at 9:51 pm | Reply

    LOL!

    http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/kung-hei-game-boyfat-boyfat-choi

    I thought you and your supporters might appreciate this artist’s work, too.

  8. Fan Of Balto | January 23, 2012 at 3:21 pm | Reply

    What goes together like nuts and fruit?
    The answer my friend, is nuts and Newt!

  9. Fan Of Balto | January 23, 2012 at 3:27 pm | Reply

    Who is this meanie big boy Newtie?
    Why is the wife so obviously snooty?
    Touch a black man, you’ll get a cootie!
    Touch a gay man, you’ll turn all fruity!
    Touch a poor man, you’ll lose your lootie!

  10. Fan Of Balto | January 23, 2012 at 3:41 pm | Reply

    There once was a jackass named Newt
    His wives are all given the boot
    As soon as they age
    He’s turning the page
    To find a young one who is cute

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