Bristle kicks off her two-stop book tour at the Mall of America, AKA tomato central, in the great heartland of rill America. There she meets her most ardent fans, who traveled many minutes and stood in short lines so that they could get a signed copy of their role model's memoirs.
To avoid the kind of attempted tomatoing that Bristle's mom got at this mall, the book signing is being held in the back of the bookstore (too bad!) and patrons are being searched for squishy objects (I heard that the tomatoes that guy threw at Sarah were hard.
Finishing up Bristle Day. Tomorrow we will be back to the Wasilla Wonderbra Wannabe.
