Category Archives: Fox News

Flaming pundent

Sarah has been a busy bee on Faux this last week. I can’t keep up with the hair, outfits, and home improvements. Luckily, what comes out of her mouth doesn’t change much, except when she discovers a new word.

Ya know these last coupla days blah blah establishment blah blah media blah blah crucify blah blah rewrite history blah blah…

The main thing THE MAIN THING blah blah Obama blah blah…

Blah blah process of vetting needs to continue blah blah…

No sudden and relentless desire blah blah…

Allow that vetting to continue blah blah such negativity such deception blah blah…

Blah blah and the politics of personal destruction blah blah keeps good people blah blah…

What is this that is fair to the voters blah blah pathetic sick unfair blah blah…

Blah blah not wave a white flag blah blah go along to get along blah blah…

We wanna see a fighter out there blah blah Obama blah blah does not understand the foundation blah blah…

We wanna see somebody stick it to him blah blah…

Willing and able blah blah…

I’m up here in Alaska, runnin’ businesses and raisin’ children blah blah…

blah blah under Mitch Daniels blah blah we have what we have blah blah white flag blah blah people like me blah blah pro-growth blah blah…

That rogue warrior maverick blah blah…

Pro-growth agenda blah blah time-tested blah blah gettin’ government off our back blah blah democrats don’t blah blah they’re the ones blah blah…

We Are Anonymous

The date is November 5th.  Ensconced in their Fortress of Anonymity, the legions of Anonymous are hard at work, delving deeper and deeper into the inner workings of Fox News Online.

Tap tap tappity tap tap…clickity click click.

Clickity click click…tap tap tap.

“Hey dude, check this out.”

“Whatcha got?”

“Look at this. It is the feed to Sarah Palin’s Fox studio in Alaska. All the lights, teleprompter, the connection to the main Fox studio. All connected together with an Internet switch to turn it on and off.”

“Wow. Do you think they set it up as a kill switch in case they just couldn’t take that screech anymore?”

“I don’t know, but it’s live right now.  That crazy bitch must be squawking to one of the Fox pinheads.”

“Well dang! Turn it off.”

“Okay, this should be fun.”

WE ARE ANONYMOUS

WE ARE LEGION