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Flaming pundent

Sarah has been a busy bee on Faux this last week. I can’t keep up with the hair, outfits, and home improvements. Luckily, what comes out of her mouth doesn’t change much, except when she discovers a new word.

Ya know these last coupla days blah blah establishment blah blah media blah blah crucify blah blah rewrite history blah blah…

The main thing THE MAIN THING blah blah Obama blah blah…

Blah blah process of vetting needs to continue blah blah…

No sudden and relentless desire blah blah…

Allow that vetting to continue blah blah such negativity such deception blah blah…

Blah blah and the politics of personal destruction blah blah keeps good people blah blah…

What is this that is fair to the voters blah blah pathetic sick unfair blah blah…

Blah blah not wave a white flag blah blah go along to get along blah blah…

We wanna see a fighter out there blah blah Obama blah blah does not understand the foundation blah blah…

We wanna see somebody stick it to him blah blah…

Willing and able blah blah…

I’m up here in Alaska, runnin’ businesses and raisin’ children blah blah…

blah blah under Mitch Daniels blah blah we have what we have blah blah white flag blah blah people like me blah blah pro-growth blah blah…

That rogue warrior maverick blah blah…

Pro-growth agenda blah blah time-tested blah blah gettin’ government off our back blah blah democrats don’t blah blah they’re the ones blah blah…

Wigging out in Wasilla: Update

As Sarah continues her downward spiral into the muck of the mocked, her “hair” continues to be her best asset, at least in the sense that it keeps people talking about her. We have all taken turns imagining the dialogue and hissy-fittery that occurs every time her “hair” has to get ready to go on tv. In this episode, we have Sarah’s “hair” trying to get ready for various appearances.

Here is a quick look at Sarah’s own hair last summer, around the time she had “jury duty.”

Things are not improving for Sarah’s hair only a few months later.

Sarah’s hair doctor put in some implants, but they died on Sarah’s toxic Red Bull scalp the way a seedling dies in a drought.

Sarah is waiting for Bristle to bring her wigs.

“I don’t have all day, people. Move it with the flippin’ wigs!”

“I’m going to fire that hair doctor and then destroy his career.”

“What about this one?”

Bristle: “Too blonde. People will think you are dumb.”

“I think blonde is a good color for me. I like this long look.”

Bristle: “You look like a hippie.”

Sarah: “Watch your flippin’ tone, young lady.”

“This one doesn’t have enough hair. Willow took some of my best wigs. She’s up to something.”

“I’m a stunning redhead.”

“Flippin’ Kathy Griffin is a fake redhead.”

Bristle: “This one is pure nylon, mom. Nobody can tell it from your real hair.”

“Where’s my curling iron? Piper better not have stolen it like my water bra. She ruined the flippin’ bra for some science project.”

“This looks just like my real hair.”

“Can’t find my flippin’ Star of David. I’ll just have to go with the Catholics.”

“Lower light. Looking great, I am, you betcha.”

“I think bein’ blonde with some red highlights looks sexy on me.”

“Like my councilwoman look, back there, when I was blonde and the hottest councilwoman.”

Bristle: “Yes mom. Hot.”

Behind the scenes:

Desktop studio.

Sister Perils Cat.

Sister Perils is very interested in Sarah’s “hair.”

Nothing like a pile of fuzzy things.

Let sleeping Perils Cat pictures lie.

Update:

This is The Weasel

Perils Cat

Perils Cat and Sister Perils Cat

Sister Perils Cat