Who are Sarah’s favorite go-to Palinstream Media buddies? Why, Greta and Sean of course! When Sarah needs to rant in person instead of through her ghostwriter, she goes straight to her softball team at Fox.
Greta likes to ask the “tough” questions, about Trig and Tawd and sundry scandals. But we can count on Greta to accept whatever Sarah says, so it is just another setup for Sarah to go off on the lsm and pajama-clad bloggers, not to mention left-wing anti-American liberals, people telling her to shut up, and pretty much the entire world. Greta nods and beams while Sarah rants.
When Sarah really wants easy questions, she goes straight to Softball Sean, her most beloved talking head. Sean tosses her the gentlest of pitches, all in that squeaky, little-boy voice that makes you wonder if a dog bit his balls when he was a kid.
I haven’t bothered to bring BillO in on this lovefest because we all know that Sarah doesn’t like him. He is a total meany. He’s always interrupting her and correcting her. VERY annoying. Bad BillO!
Thank you, Greta. It’s always nice, compared to, you know, the lamestream media, to be welcomed to this place here, with you, who is not lamestream, so that I can get my message out to these fine Americans, God bless our military, and refudiate those corrupt bastards with no cojones who say my Tawd is a pimp, and, I have to tell you, the left hasn’t seen Tawd without his shirt on or they would say dang, he’s the rill dill, but they spread these lies, you know they could just ask Tawd and that would be great but these bloggers just keep makin’ stuff up that gets me all blood libely.
Well Greta, I’ve been prayin’ and brayin’ about that, because, as you know, there isn’t a voice out there for those rill Americans who don’t want me to sit down and shut up, and Ronald Reagan, bless his heart, called me from heaven and said, “Sarah, we need you,” and my gutteral instinct tells me that Ronald Reagan was the smartest person ever, in, um, the world and everywhere, and my commonsense conservatism, because I’m not a victim like those left-wing anti-Trig women, that, well, you see, also, I will be there if there aren’t Republicans with cojones because Obama wants to transform us into victims and whiny babies and they want to abort all our Trigs.
Well Sean, the lamestream media only knows how to attack, just like those tiny actresses and that fat guy who always blames conservatives for everything. You and I, Sean, we know, here in rill America, that the left is all about being victims, and really mean too, also, always makin’ stuff up and attacking my children. They don’t care that Bristol is SUCH a hard workin’ mom, bless her, she’s right here off camera ready to fluff my hair, and that Piper is working on her PhD at home, and Tawd, dang, couldn’t be with that prostitute because I keep him locked in my iron pussy.