The good people of Wisconsin have been making us proud the last couple of months, standing up for worker rights that are the foundation values of our great country. They have persevered in the face of deceit, illegal legislation, Koch Brothers manipulations, the sleaziest governor in the Midwest, bad weather, election setbacks, biased media coverage, outright lies by Faux News, layoff notices, and all sorts of assholery, skullduggery, and eyerollery. They have stood tall and strong, no matter what has been thrown at them.
Then the TeaBag Koch Party decides to roll out their usual pathetic Tax Day rally, but they decide to pay for their “heavy hitters” to come to town. Can you say BACKFIRE? Bringing the Whore of BabbleOn and BrightButt to town seemed like a great idea when they talked it over amongst themselves. But then they always underestimate the opposition. Boy did they ever.
Koch Whore Paylin rolled into town thinking she was going to wow the crowds and maybe even declare her candidacy for President. She never got the chance. Her tiny group of bussed-in racists were overwhelmingly outnumbered by the actual citizens of Wisconsin. Surrounded and drowned out by pro-Wisconsin patriots, all Miss QuittyPants could do was screech.
“Screech! Squawk! Patriots! Screech!”
“Screech Babble thugs screech!!”
Koch Tool Company.
The citizens of Wisconsin turn their backs on the Whore of BabbleOn.
“We can’t HEAR you, Liar!”
Sarah tries to screech over the noise of the protesters.
“Squawk! Reload! Screech! Patriots! BlahBlahSquawkleScreech!”
“We are the World! We are the Workers! We are the ones who make the world a better place!”
“Squawk! Libruls! Limp Dicks! Screech!”
“I will SQUAWK save SCREECH you GOBBLE GOBBLE GACK!”
“What is that godawful caterwauling behind us?”
OMG! Some CheeseHead Patriots climbed on the roof of the Capitol Building with a vat of melted cheddar!
Nailed the bitch!
“Aaaaack! Gaaaaack! My hair! Screech! Save me!”
Score one for the CheeseHead Patriots!
Keep it coming!
“Help help squawk squawk!”
“Woohoo! CheeseHeads Unite!”
And the citizens of Wisconsin rejoice!
“I hate you all!”
More cheese on the tools too.
“Go cheese go! Go cheese go!”
Plant the flag! This is OUR state, bitch!”
The tools run for their lives.
The citizens rush the stage!
“Get her! Give us liberty and cheese!”
Stampede to the stage!
They push over the podium!
Down goes the wicked witch!
Smashed cheese sandwich!
And the citizens rejoice again!
The Queen of Screech is melting!
The citizens leave her to gasp her last cheesy breath. The city workers who were supposed to clean up after the rally went home because they got layoff notices that morning from the Governor.
Wicked Witch takes one last cheddaring breath.
One small step for Workerkind. One giant leap for the great Quesadilla in the sky.
What a friend we have in cheeses.