Piper Diaper: Glamour Babysitter

The last time we saw Piper, she had frosted hair and was wearing makeup. She also looked bored and sullen, so we all hoped she was headed home to live a quiet life and catch up on her education.  But after Bristle had “corrective surgery” and nabbed her own reality show, never mind that she already got to do DWTS, little Piper decided that education is a waste of time. The bright lights beckon. Piper has skills. Piper is hard working. Bristle has nothing on Piper. So Piper googled how to set up her own LLC. Then she had a bit of “corrective surgery” and got some hair extensions. Now, Piper Diapers, Inc. is the hottest babysitting service in Wasilla. And with all those teenagers trying to cash in on the famous preggers game, Piper has plenty of business.

Piper is part of the glam sitting set.

She prefers high-end clients.

She’s expecting her own reality show soon.

Perhaps some endorsements and motivational speaking.  Certainly a book in the near future.

Look out, world! Here comes Piper Diaper™!


4 responses to “Piper Diaper: Glamour Babysitter

  1. Reblogged this on The Perils of Plastic and commented:

    A brief Piper break before we return to Bristle Day.

  2. We all know that is exactly what she will do. You hit it dead on with the doll, good work. Happy holidays to all

  3. If Climate Change doesn’t get us, then the Piper Diaper Presidency will! 2045!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s