Sarah apparently forgot to pack something important when she flew to Arizona. In response to rumors of Sarah’s mistake, Megamouth Stapletongue told a reporter at the ADN that “I don’t know where Sarah’s mind is; I don’t think anyone knows that.”
The ADN reporter asked other residents if they had spotted Sarah’s mind.
When Chuck Heath, Sarah’s dad, was asked if he’d seen Sarah’s mind, he said that he told young Sarah constantly during her childhood to stop leaving her mind just lying around gathering dust bunnies, but Sarah Palin has always been a rogue who doesn’t need a mind. Sally Heath said nothing and picked at a loose thread on her needlepoint sweater. Sarah’s sister piped up and said that maybe Sarah’s mind got lost at the airport and they ought to call that stupid airline.
The guy panhandling at the Sports Center said that he thought he saw Sarah’s mind run around the corner into the woods.