Pardon the mess

Happy Turkey Day!!

I don’t think it’s changed me at all, I have the same values and convictions and, and positions and policies, um, just a greater appreciation I think for what other candidates go through, you know it’s pretty brutal, that the, the time consumption there and the, um, the energy that has to be spent in order to get out and about with the message on a national level, great appreciation for other candidates who’ve gone through this but also, uh, just a great appreciation for this great country.

There are so many Americans who are just desiring of their country to just get out of the way and let their businesses grow and progress, so great appreciation for those who share that value, and it was a blast, every day was just a blast out there on the trail.

Reporter: Any other future plans for office?

Um, ya know, plans just include, uh, gittin’ through, uh, the budget process that we’re going through right now, building the state’s budget based on, uh, the price of oil that has plummeted so greatly and reining in the growth of government and, uh, uh plans LIKE THAT having to do with uh, helping to govern this state and building this team that, uh, is continually being built to provide good service to Alaskans, so in my role as governor, that, that’s what my plans are all around.

Reporter: Speaking of declining oil prices are you concerned about any state programs on the chopping block?

You know thankfully we’re in a good position still, fiscally speaking we’re in a good position, but, it, made no sense that a hundred and forty dollars a barrel oil, that, that some lawmakers wanted to spend spend spend, we were warning them then the administration was that we had to prepare for the day that the price of oil would plummet which of course it has done.

So we have prepared then, reined in the growth of government then, and we will, um now, uh, uh that comes into play at this point, where the savings we had set aside, forward funding, anticipating the drop in oil, uh, accounting for that, all that comes into play now, at fifty dollars a barrel.

Reporter: Great! So why was today so important to you for…?

Aaaoohhhwww…well this was, this was neat. I was, uh, happy to get to be invited to participate in this and, and uh, you know, it’s, it’s for one, you need a little bit of levity in this job, especially with uh, so much that has gone on the last couple of months that has been so, um, political obviously, that it’s nice to get out and , and do something to promote a local business and, and to uh, just participate in something that isn’t so heavy-handed politics that it invites criticism….Certainly we’ll probably invite criticism for even doing this too but at least this is fun.

Reporter: And what is it that you’re thankful for this year?

Blah blah thankful blah family blah

Track blah Iraq blah blah

Trig blah blah thankfulness blah blah Alaska blah Alaska blah blah…

blah blah food

tradition blah blah Alaska

blah blah friends family Alaska blah

Reporter: What are you gonna cook for Thanksgiving?

I-I-I’ll be in charge of the turkey…

 






27 responses to “Pardon the mess

  1. I love the the look on the gobshite’s face as he stuffed the turkey into the thingy. You might think also too about trimming Sarah’s hair close to her scalp, she looked very bald in the video.

    That is actually the first time I have read what she said. I was too distracted with the goings on behind her. She made no sense at all!

    Great job!!!

  2. This is, beyond a doubt, the most awesome thing I have seen in quite a while. Fabulous!

  3. This is, without a doubt, your. BEST. POST. EVAH!

  4. californiacruisin

    I’m totally digusted by what you have done here. Good job!!

  5. Yes, it was totally gross, and I loved it!

  6. Um, yeah, I had just finished eating dinner when I read this. It’s amazingly graphic. (Urp) Well done, I think.

  7. So glad I read this after dinner. Its not the turkey melee’ that upsets me, just seeing that dodo bird Sarah sets my stomach a churning.

  8. The look on that guy’s face! OMG, totally hilarious! I’ve never read the transcript either, but I agree with the IM commenter who said something like “people look at her and say who’s the retard with the cute kid who has Down Syndrome?”

    Blah Track blah Iraq blah, blah, blah and whatnot.

    Well done!

  9. If I had photoshop I could put the cop in too, but I don’t. And I forgot the cooler. rats.

  10. Great post.

    FYI that Politicalgates has some recent photos of Ms. SP at a wedding with an interesting hairdo that you might want to use in an upcoming post.

  11. wow,
    that is epic and soooo f’ing funny, I ‘m suppose to be working, but an laughing out loud, great cinematography work!!
    thanks for the look back at all things scarah

  12. Cute stuff. That, blah, blah, blah pretty much covers everything she says. Happy holidays everyone

  13. blah blah creative, funny, perfection, blah blah blah

  14. You have outdone yourself with this one. Amazing.

  15. I’m currently assembling props for my nativity scene. Of course, most of my ideas are sending me straight to hell. So be it.

  16. I can barely wait to see what you come up with for a Palin Christmas. I prefer to think that God has a sense of humor so it is all good!

    • Larry, although there might be some Palin stuff included in the scene, I’m actually planning it as one of my “life in PlasticLand” posts. As Sarah continues to fade into obscurity, my focus will turn more toward PlasticLand in general. I will still do some timely Sarah posts, as she is pathologically incapable of shutting her screechy pie hole. And I plan to continue to backfill with posts highlighting Sarah’s “greatest moments.” I won’t be branching out with other real life character parodies, because I’m already sick of politics and it isn’t even 2012 yet. And I plan to take a little time off around the holidays.

  17. I can’t blame you at all if you are going to take some time off for the holidays, wishing you and yours a happy holiday season. We can only hope that Palin does fade into obscurity but I will remain a fan no matter what direction that you go. You have provided me with many LOL moments and I get a kick out of plasticland also. Happy Holidays to all!!

  18. Oh, my. I think Ms. SP provided some potentially great Nativity scene fodder on last night’s Hannity interview. Do you have a furry, orange bathrobe in your wardrobe closet? A teeny-tiny lit, but pretty much undecorated, Xmas tree to put in the ‘left shoulder’ background? I infer that the interview might be a 2 part-er with more to come tonight. I hope they pan down if she’s still in orange? What article of clothing is that really ? Is the ensemble completed with orange fuzzy slippers?

  19. I am lucky enough to have what I call my “hick” doll. He’s a replica of some dork on an old tv show. He started out dorky. But when I put his glasses on, they made his eyes bigger, which really cracked me up. I gave him a little facial hair and he was done.

  20. Since Sarah is fading into obscurity, you might want to think about Callista Gingrich as a new model for your scenes. What you could do with her hair!

  21. Great idea!

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