Wigging out in Wasilla: Update

As Sarah continues her downward spiral into the muck of the mocked, her “hair” continues to be her best asset, at least in the sense that it keeps people talking about her. We have all taken turns imagining the dialogue and hissy-fittery that occurs every time her “hair” has to get ready to go on tv. In this episode, we have Sarah’s “hair” trying to get ready for various appearances.

Here is a quick look at Sarah’s own hair last summer, around the time she had “jury duty.”

Things are not improving for Sarah’s hair only a few months later.

Sarah’s hair doctor put in some implants, but they died on Sarah’s toxic Red Bull scalp the way a seedling dies in a drought.

Sarah is waiting for Bristle to bring her wigs.

“I don’t have all day, people. Move it with the flippin’ wigs!”

“I’m going to fire that hair doctor and then destroy his career.”

“What about this one?”

Bristle: “Too blonde. People will think you are dumb.”

“I think blonde is a good color for me. I like this long look.”

Bristle: “You look like a hippie.”

Sarah: “Watch your flippin’ tone, young lady.”

“This one doesn’t have enough hair. Willow took some of my best wigs. She’s up to something.”

“I’m a stunning redhead.”

“Flippin’ Kathy Griffin is a fake redhead.”

Bristle: “This one is pure nylon, mom. Nobody can tell it from your real hair.”

“Where’s my curling iron? Piper better not have stolen it like my water bra. She ruined the flippin’ bra for some science project.”

“This looks just like my real hair.”

“Can’t find my flippin’ Star of David. I’ll just have to go with the Catholics.”

“Lower light. Looking great, I am, you betcha.”

“I think bein’ blonde with some red highlights looks sexy on me.”

“Like my councilwoman look, back there, when I was blonde and the hottest councilwoman.”

Bristle: “Yes mom. Hot.”

Behind the scenes:

Desktop studio.

Sister Perils Cat.

Sister Perils is very interested in Sarah’s “hair.”

Nothing like a pile of fuzzy things.

Let sleeping Perils Cat pictures lie.

Update:

This is The Weasel

Perils Cat

Perils Cat and Sister Perils Cat

Sister Perils Cat

 

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21 responses to “Wigging out in Wasilla: Update

  1. I am laughing too hard! My cat would find the skank’s hair a lot of fun too!

  2. Nice work! Thanks for the laughs. So nice to see Mrs. Palin is getting acquainted with Darwin.

  3. She steals them from the neighbors, because no self-respecting cat would be caught dead or alive in the Palin compound. Maybe she pays Piper by the pelt. Or the foreleg. Oh wait. We were talking about cat toys.

  4. Bravo! “Move it with the flippin’ wigs!” LMAO…tears..OMG my sides hurt.

  5. LOL! Some of your best work evah!

  6. Fantastically hilarious.

  7. You must have so much fun doing this! Loved it! Thanks!

  8. Another masterpiece!

  9. californiacruisin

    OMG, you are a genius and hilarious.

  10. I agree, Perils, you’re inspired. Thanks for the LOL, truly!

  11. Oh God, oh, god, my sides hurt. Tears are coming out my eyes. My husband had to come over and see what I was laughing about.

    F’in Brilliant!!

  12. That first “wig” looks like something that Perils Cat may have thrown up. Am I right? If you need some more hairballs for wigs I can send you some 😉

    • It’s Perils Cat’s favorite toy. We call it The Weasel. Perils Cat carries it around the house every day.

      • LakeLucilleLoon

        It’s more clear now that I see it laid out flat, but I swear, it looked either like a Brillo pad or a Hairball when I saw it wrapped on Palin Barbie’s head. Thanks for the clarification and more kitty photos!

  13. Perils Cat and Sister Perils Cat are an interesting pair – a true tabby and a calico tabby. Amazing coloring on Sister Cat. Wiki says she’s a “torbie”. (quote: “these are often then called “tortie-tabby”, “torbie” or, with white, “caliby”. Tortoiseshell also can be expressed in the point pattern. Frequently there will be a “split face” pattern with black on one side of the face and orange on the other, with the dividing line running down the bridge of the nose.”)

    I’m remarking because I have a similar sister and brother pair (Stud no more) Muffin and Babe. He’s a normally colored gray tabby and she’s a gray tortie (which as you know are related genetically to calicos).

    It’s a fascinating coat pattern, whether calico or tortie.

    • There was one more sister but we couldn’t adopt three. The other sister was halfway between Perils silver tabby and Sister calico. I have also had a full dark tortoise shell cat and a dilute tortoise shell cat.

  14. fedupwithhypocrisy

    highlarious

  15. lol…very well done deserves a much wider audience.

    maybe a youtube still video??

    do it!

  16. Wonderful once again. I cracked up at the “Origin of the Species” in the back stage portion. Loved the blouses especially – they are so typically Palin, and the vest! Brilliant! You do such good work. Thanks so much for entertaining us! (I guess I got a little carried away with exclamation points, sorry, but is was a terrific post).

  17. Glad to see that you didn’t wash the Palin stink off all of your dolls. Perils cats cute as always. Wonder what the bad boy Paul is up to? Hope you didn’t put him in the same box as the barbies, he looks like a player and god knows what has been going on in there.

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