Flaming pundent

Sarah has been a busy bee on Faux this last week. I can’t keep up with the hair, outfits, and home improvements. Luckily, what comes out of her mouth doesn’t change much, except when she discovers a new word.

Ya know these last coupla days blah blah establishment blah blah media blah blah crucify blah blah rewrite history blah blah…

The main thing THE MAIN THING blah blah Obama blah blah…

Blah blah process of vetting needs to continue blah blah…

No sudden and relentless desire blah blah…

Allow that vetting to continue blah blah such negativity such deception blah blah…

Blah blah and the politics of personal destruction blah blah keeps good people blah blah…

What is this that is fair to the voters blah blah pathetic sick unfair blah blah…

Blah blah not wave a white flag blah blah go along to get along blah blah…

We wanna see a fighter out there blah blah Obama blah blah does not understand the foundation blah blah…

We wanna see somebody stick it to him blah blah…

Willing and able blah blah…

I’m up here in Alaska, runnin’ businesses and raisin’ children blah blah…

blah blah under Mitch Daniels blah blah we have what we have blah blah white flag blah blah people like me blah blah pro-growth blah blah…

That rogue warrior maverick blah blah…

Pro-growth agenda blah blah time-tested blah blah gettin’ government off our back blah blah democrats don’t blah blah they’re the ones blah blah…

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11 responses to “Flaming pundent

  1. People who run a fake campaign unlike my rill one and, calling my newt BFF a flaming bag of poop you can vote for, and the governmint is now plotting taking of our guns so that only the bears will have guns, not the people flyin’ in and payin’ for the jobs of the rill sportsmen who only in the abundent wildirness of Alaska can the people be dreamin’ of a 30 bear weekend- and sellin’ the bounty to the highest markets in the respects of bear gall bladders and other highly wanted parts used for furreign juju ceremonies. What more can our proud peoples want to be, after and harvistin as the buffalo hunters did, progress and profits will soon be oozin from all our lands.

    Still upset we are about the fake so called campagn (which was run by a well known tv personaluity-well known forr spewin’ hate and disturtion aginst the machines) and its hateful distortions as seen on tv recently, more highly rated than some former politicians, and when we in fact displayed parts of our family all over, having to fly to clambakes we are invited to after staff orgainzing and payin for them too, and studyin’ the scripts and no fake telepromptin’ here ever, also too, and provin’ that we are noramal people by protestin’ the prayercards bein removed, let me tell you when you are flyin in labor, there a prayer or too bein’ said about discovery and premature exposure!

  2. love it! thank you

  3. You need to get Sarah in the tie dye pajamas next.

    Your post is perfection!

  4. But refudiate has four syllables!

  5. Hmmm, her hair looked too good, Perils Cat needed to fix that….

    http://www.npr.org/2011/12/14/143672982/on-the-hill-gingrich-made-friends-and-enemies
    and
    http://web.utk.edu/~glenn/GopacMemo.html

    first on the list is “abuse of power” which I think AK found out that Grifter Granny did when she was in office.

    I also don’t get why there hasn’t been more made of the illegal actions with the filming of the commercial when Romney was the head of the RGA and was detailed in the suck-up book by Frank “the lovesick kiss ass” Bailey.

    It would be fun to see both Palin and Romney go down for that….

  6. californiacruisin

    You are too funny!

  7. the candy necklace had me busting out loud laughing…our Sarah is all cl-ASS! 😉

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