First group therapy session for new patients.
Reading material. Leave your laptop on the table during the session.
Welcome everybody. I’m Marilyn, and I will be facilitating your group therapy sessions.
I realize that most of you aren’t here willingly, either having been sent here by a judge or by your families, but I’m hoping that you will take responsibility for your own recovery and really work on your addiction.
Scary troll text: This lady is full of shit.
Marilyn: Excuse me scary troll. You know that blackberries aren’t allowed during therapy.
Scary Troll text: Eat shit.
Purple Troll text: You’re just jealous, Scary.
Scary Troll text: And you’re an immature hater.
Marilyn: Purple Troll stop it. Both of you stop it now.
Marilyn: Put the Blackberries down NOW. ALL of you. What is the matter with you?
Troll texts: What a lame hater…You are fucking ignorant…LOL witless…You must be paid to spew…You are so immature…Fucking bitch….Get a life….Asswipe….Bwwhahahaha…You’re a troll, get lost…Pot calling kettle black, troll…I pity your family….You’re too ugly to have family…I hope you off yourself….eat shit and die…Immature haters…
Marilyn: You are all going to lose computer privileges.
Mini and Purple texts: Nobody tells us what to do.
Marilyn: Put away those computers!
Marilyn: Stop it! Stop it!
Troll texts: This place is lame…I’m telling everybody on the Internet what a suck ass place this is…
Fighting Trolls: Don’t tell me what to do, you retard!…Takes one to know one, Santorum…Oh I’m so Romney, NOT….ouch, you all suck…Get off my face!
Marilyn: You people are insane!
Marilyn: You are all going to end up in isolation!
Fighting Trolls: Grunt…ow…stop that bitch…get off my face!
Marilyn: That’s it! I’m done with this!
Marilyn: Somebody else can run these damn therapy sessions!
Fighting Trolls: Gurgle…snarl…bitch…LOL…retard…immature…ow!
Marilyn: They don’t pay me nearly enough for this kind of crap.
Marilyn: I quit. I’d rather teach Middle School.
Little Blue troll text: Bwahahahaha! Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out. Buh Bye!