The Perils of Plastic

Place your bets! The final round in this great battle is about to begin.  Zomboni vs Zomboni in a fight to the death! On the one hand we have Scarah, that frozen pus from the netherworld of psychotic bitches.  She’s ready to dish out icy revenge for Tawdry’s wandering ways and lack of appreciation for the honor of carrying her purse. On the other hand we have Iron Dog Zomboni himself, badass bully of the backcountry, who dreams of driving a snowmachine into his wife’s flapping pie hole. The grudge-holder and the bully, locked in mortal combat! Who will survive, and who will be pitched into the flaming hell of has-been tabloid celebrity? Let the battle begin!

The Zombonis step into the ring, and the crowd goes wild!

Zomboni! Zomboni! Fight to the Death!!

Scarah and Tawdry leap for each other’s throats!

It’s a deadly embrace!

Scarah attempts to dig…

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