Sarah Palin: Fashion Icon

Sarah’s penchant for butt-ugly shoes has become a bloggy bone of contention, and I couldn’t help but notice that our dear Sarah has once again appeared in public wearing the latest in WTF.  Different venue, same drivelous speechifying, yet another round of shoe-puke.  Perhaps Sarah should become the spokeperson for expensive ugly shoes. She is actually an expert in that field. Imagine that.

Given that the Purchasing Department has made sure I have plenty of disgusting Sarah shoes, this post begged to be done.  I would have spent a little more time setting up with such accessories as Sarah’s famous jewelry, but I’m getting ready to leave town for a week or so, and I am rather busy.

First we have Conehead Sarah, who looks like she borrowed Piper’s clothes. Sarah’s Red Bull butt is too skinny for borrowing clothes from Bristle or Willow, so she has taken to raiding Piper’s clothes.

Yeah, tacky as hell.

Then we have one of Sarah’s favorite casual looks for meetin’ people when she “accidentally” shows up in high traffic zones.

Two Blackberries. Check. The Belmont Twins. Check.

Sparkly shoes that don’t match the casual jeans. Check.

If people pay Sarah the big bucks for a nice word salad rant, she will sometimes get out the fancy duds.

Yes, I know. The shoes never match and are typically uglier than the outfit.

Tacky hair. Check. Tacky outfit. Check. Blackberries. Oops, missing one. Tacky shoes. Check.

Back to casual.  Tacky hair. Check. Belmont Twins. Check. Overly casual for the event. Check.

Shoes don’t fit. Check.

Almost forgot the flag pin. Got it! Check. Piper must have the other Blackberry. Ordering new clothes no doubt.

I think Piper overfilled the Twins.

More speechifying. Time to look like a ho’ in some Hobaks.

Shiny polyester. Check. Short short skirt. Check. Ugly, poorly-fitting shoes. Check. Sloppy hair. Check.

You paid how much for those things?

Time for some rightwing speechifying. Flag pin. Check. Short short skirt for the guys. Check. Tall, tall heels for the guys. Check. Got that Blackberry back from Piper. Check. Darn! The Belmont Twins don’t fit under this blouse without some deflating. Half mast will have to do.

Forget the 3am phone call. Let’s just imagine that Sarah is speechifying in NY City one night, in this ridiculous getup, when a surprise visitor comes calling. I’d love to see her run in those things she calls shoes.

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19 responses to “Sarah Palin: Fashion Icon

  1. You knocked it out of the park with this one. Very funny!

  2. You’re truly an artist!

  3. Did an online search the otherday and found the perfect shoes for her – someone makes a shoe called the Barracuda Bootie:

    http://www.modcloth.com/shop/shoes-heels/barracuda-booties

  4. The words “Sarah Palin,” “fashion,” and “icon” should never-NEVER!-appear in the same sentence.

  5. Anonymous1253

    Spot on ! Your closing line “I’d love to see her run . . . ” ?! Now don’t be further insulting poor Ms. SP. She is a runner and a winner, don’tcha know, with photos to prove it. Hope the Purchasing Dept. is shopping for a hoodie. It’s seeming like it would get lots of use !
    Safe journeys on your time away.

    • Somebody with photoshop should revisit the half marathon Sarah pics and give her fancy shoes. As for hoodies, I have one that is sleeveless. Not right. I have a couple of hooded pullover jackets that just aren’t right either.

    • Sarah wore a gray sweater hoodie (front button or zip, bad pic) for her last round of speechifying. The speech with the ho’ shoes and mini skirt.

  6. Brava!

  7. I do believe you’re on to something here:
    Sarah’s new shoeline “Crappy Cuda’s”

  8. Virginia Voter

    OMG, fantastic. One suggestion for the purchasing department. Sarah always overloads on “flair” (a term taken from one of my face movies “Office Space”. Jen Aniston works at a TGI Friday’s type restaurant & gets in trouble for not having enough tacky “flair” on her uniform) . Sparkly HOOAH pins, too many chunky necklaces, Jesus fish earrings, crucifix rhinestone belt, the infamous Wonder woman bracelet , would all be great additions to the Perils collection.

    • I have some great accessories but didn’t have time to use them this time. My supplies are in a mess again. I have about 50 pairs of shoes, just to name one pile of stuff.

  9. Excellent! Bravo! rofl More! more!

  10. Perils… I forgot to mention a big kudos for the excellent job Willow provided in all of these fab hairstyles she has created for her mommy. That hair school is really paying off for sure!

  11. Messy hair, check…it’s nice that you still call that stuff on her head, “hair”. Her SuperPAC pays for those wigs and hair extensions, no doubt!

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